I...have...RETURNED!!!! (you all know you missed me. ^_^)
*sigh* I know, I know... James hasn't been on dA for a while... For which, he deserves a good head-bashing... But! In much more greaterest optimism!!! I haven't been on for a reason!!!!! YAYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...purpose!
Very much has happened while I was gone... Most of which I was present for!!! (once again... if you become in any manner of the following: confused, scared, disoriented, ashamed, bashful, demoralized, immoralized, immortalized, homogenized, impotent, clueless, incompetent, angry, protective, crispy, inferior, superior, psychotic, vampyric ^_^, LEEEERRROOOOYYYYY JEEENKIIINSSSS!!!!, or anything not listed, but equally disturbing... it is completely and utterly expected, and I won't be insulted if you ask questions. Rather, I'll leave an unnecessarily long response, and potentially confuse you further. ^_^)
I got together with my friend, Natalie. HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!! We have so much in common, that it would frighten most people. She is the most enchantingly lovely, beautiful, and dazzling person I have met in my whole life. (And no, I'm not just saying that!) I have spent the majority of my time with her, whether it be by phone or in person. Our longest phone call was about 8 hours long, and I called back later for another two hours!!! So, if I'm not on dA for a while, drop me a message. I'll probably check back every week or so...
There is much more greater stuff to put, but I really must go... the phone calls!

p.s. I'm not depressed. Stupid Firefox won't let me change the Mood setting on my journal.